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Introduction
I am an educated and respectful Man looking for a fun simple connection, whether is NSA or just a flirt buddy it's all good, looking for straight or bi females with a strong sexual appetite, to have fun on a lunch hour or right after or even before work, spontaneous encounters are the best, Hope to meet ya! Wouldn't mind a consistent friend as well. A bit more about me below
I party like its 1999.I am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and ren wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...i rock..... Really looking for a friend with benefits
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My Ideal Person Someone non drama looking for fun encounters... During lunch.. Quickie after work.. And more... Hope to meet ya!
My Ideal Person Someone non drama looking for fun encounters... During lunch.. Quickie after work.. And more... Hope to meet ya!
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | May 12, 1978 |
Relocate?: | Maybe/Yes |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Occupation: | Good job |
Race: | Hispanic |
Religion: | Prefer not to say |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | Happy with what I have |
Male Endowment: | Average/Thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Black |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Brown |
Glasses or Contacts: | None |